When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a f*ckin icebox’
Canada just gets more and more perfect the more I learn and hear about it.
omg canada i must know more about you
ready for Mayhem Fest @ the Xfinity Center in Mansfield, MA <3
and the first ferry off island .-.
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you
It’s only 10 pm why am I laughing so hard at the eyes on his mask getting wider
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”
We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)
sometimes you don’t need to find someone else
RDJ, honey, the reason they don’t let you take props home is they’re worried you’d start wandering around in public wearing the Iron Man armor.
^Reblogging because that comment is absolutely true^
wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?
My brother’s air conditioner broke and he uploaded this to facebook please watch it
*HAPPY BIRTHDAY* Benedict Cumberbatch (7/19/1976)
Behind the Scenes: Benedict visits the set