Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry you’re going through that. I’m here for you.’ That’s literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
there it is, the joke we have all been waiting for…
sometimes I think I’m better than everyone else but then I remember I am
I ship it.
He’d treat her better than the Joker.
As someone who was previously all about Harley and Joker, I now ship this.
What if Captain America’s back story was that he got clawed by a genetically modified bald eagle and he woke up the next day with super patriotic powers
That’s one way to handle the heat.
I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face
GUYS I WAS SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE IN THE BATHROOM ‘CAUSE IT’S A COMMUNAL BATHROOM AND WHEN I…